Vulcan is a class M planet, located just over 16-light years from Earth, which has a considerably higher gravitational pull and thinner atmosphere. Its climate is generally harsh, and much of its surface consists of large deserts and mountain ranges, along with a few scattered small seas. Desert areas are prone to large amounts of heat, light and electrical sand fire storms.

It orbits the star 40 Eridani A, and though it has no moon, the nearby planet T'Khut is aesthetically similar when it appears in Vulcan's night sky.

[ooc: I have been way inactive with Spock, so I'm giving him a canon update and rewatching sooo much Star Trek to jumpstart the muse; he'll be beaming out during breakfast or something tomorrow and back in a day or two having been through everything TOS that's pre-movies. (IE: Seasons 1-3 of TOS, and then TAS too.) For nostalgia's sake, that was all dictated in Vulcan with text translations, and Vulcan sounds a little something like this:]

Given the propensity for my human crewmates to imbibe alcohol, I have come to know a great many things about its affects on the human body. Luckily, as a Vulcan, I am spared the dubious... benefits of such a substance.

Additionally, while I would not suggest "picking a fight" with the deities - or, in fact, any life form - I do strongly encourage finding an acceptable alternative to consuming such a large amount of alcohol. For those that intend to participate regardless, it would be most wise to spread your consumption out over the course of the month rather than to consume it all in the next few days.

( HELPFUL CHARTS for anyone wondering how many beers their characters can take. (cut not IC) )

The cause of "hangovers" in the morning is largely dehydration. Consume at least equal parts water as beer, and do not drink on an empty stomach, as it will exaggerate the affects of the alcohol on the human system.

Also, try to be conscious of your emotional condition. Do not act on impulses to argue or fight, if it can be avoided.

And I would like to thank those who gave me gifts during the Christmas season.

The stardate is a comprehensive calendar system used by the Federation and other races and organizations within the galaxy from which I come. This system of time allows planets and outposts that are light years apart and starships traveling at near-relativistic velocities to keep track of a unified time base despite local and unforeseen changes in the speed at which time passes. For example, one hour aboard a starship at different impulse speeds may equal many Earth hours. Stardates are calculated through a complicated equation that takes into account relativistic effects, universal expansion and the effects of gravity on time and space. Every so often the stardate system has to be updated to take into account the expansion of space or other natural effects. Starfleet vessels do this by contacting a nearby Starfleet time beacon and adjusting their internal chronometer.

... Which is to say that due to the simplistic nature at which time passes here, I have kept track of it since the clocks stopped. It is currently 19:17:32 on Friday December 12th, xx02, for those interested in knowing.

I find myself wondering at the pattern of celebration in the City. It appears largely centered around older Earth traditions. Out of curiosity, what are some of the holidays other cultures experience that aren't recognized here?

For example, the Kal-Rekk is the festival of atonement/silence celebrated on Vulcan.

[ETA: oh god got called in early to work ldskaj T_T b-be back tonight ugh. if I drop dead before I get back I'll miss you all.]

Please, do not pull on my ears.

No, they are not fake.

It is incredibly difficult for humans to learn the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, there is really no need to continue asking about-- my autograph? I see no logic in- No. I am not "gay for Kirk." Wh..

... Live Long and Prosper to you, as well.

......... And I do not know who Bilbo Baggins is.

[ooc: AMIRIE?? Also 4th wall me baby. It's already all been said, anyway. XD!]

This most curse was most intriguing, as I have found many curses to be. Somewhat nostalgic, also- Vulcan children are prone to dancing much in the same ways that I have seen displayed here. With somewhat less or, alternatively, more fluidity and grace, of course.

That aside, Mr Reno- I thank you for having allowed me to stay in your residence for the past few weeks. However, given the amount of space available, I felt it was time that I procure quarters elsewhere.

In relation, I now find myself in need of employment, as this dimension still uses currency.

Concerning the display of credentials, I have been twice decorated with awards of valor by Starfleet Command, given the Vulcanian Scientific Legion of Honor, The Vulcan IDIC, and have an A-7 computer expert classification. I have served as Science Officer and First Officer on the United Starship Enterprise for 13 years and 4 months, and have received degrees in Computer Science and Alien Cultures. I am aware that there is little demand for scientists in the City, however I believe myself qualified to teach in a number of fields or repair electronics.

I am also quite skilled with the piano and Vulcan lute. I am open to suggestion otherwise.

... Fascinating.

( [Recorded for Posterity||Off Main Network/Set up to ping anyone who hails a starfleet frequency.] )

I am most fascinated by the temporal/spacial disruptions that this dimension, logically, should be causing - however, it would appear that it does not.

Thus, I am interested in formulating a timetable.

As it is most impolite, I am told, to make inquiries without giving information on good faith first, I am inclined to mention for interested parties that were I in my own dimension, it would currently be stardate 3307.2. Measured in Earth time, 2267AD.

Thus, What year is it currently in your dimension of origin?
Your answers are appreciated. Th'i-oxalra.

[ooc: The recording can be accessed by Star Trek characters, should he leave before they show up, or be unable to respond to their intros for whatever reason!]

( [Recorded for Posterity||Off Main Network/Set up to ping anyone who hails a starfleet frequency.] )

To experience emotional freedom or to maintain control. I desire one or the other, not a fraction of both. Do they not know what it is they--

It should be another week before I begin to experience fatigue. However, I do not feel as though I should wait until then to procure residence.

It is fascinating to experience the effects of a curse, particularly one such as this. As with any emotion, however, feelings of jealousy are possible to suppress with proper meditation and concentration. Should anyone be interested in studying basic Vulcan methodologies on emotion control for the remainder of the day, I would be willing to provide literature and counseling.

[ooc: The recording can be accessed by Star Trek characters, should he leave before they show up, or be unable to respond to their intros for whatever reason! Also, strikes unhackable. :O]

( [Recorded for Posterity||Off Main Network/Set up to ping anyone who hails a starfleet frequency.] )

Logic dictates I seek out some form of companionship to escape the persistent "ticking" which is said to lessen in the presence of others. I will do so now.

If anyone would be willing to oblige me, it would be greatly appreciated. I would also be interested in observing the effects of this "curse" for myself. They are most fascinating.

[ooc: The recording can be accessed by Star Trek characters, should he leave before they show up, or be unable to respond to their intros for whatever reason!]

[recorded beeping!] Scans indicate that this is a communication device of some sort. Most fascinating, though indeed quite archaic.

Perhaps someone using this... Network will be able to tell me the whereabouts of my Captain, James T. Kirk of the United Starship Enterprise. There appears to have been some malfunction during our beam down.


[OOC: MR GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THAT 4TH WALL. A-also, action for people loitering by the fountain, where he just beamed down... voice for everyone else.]

CRITIQUE

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¤November 28, 2008