[ mr spock ][ first science officer ]

➩11th MINDMELD

2009-01-21T06:52:10Z

Vulcan is a class M planet, located just over 16-light years from Earth, which has a considerably higher gravitational pull and thinner atmosphere. Its climate is generally harsh, and much of its surface consists of large deserts and mountain ranges, along with a few scattered small seas. Desert areas are prone to large amounts of heat, light and electrical sand fire storms.

It orbits the star 40 Eridani A, and though it has no moon, the nearby planet T'Khut is aesthetically similar when it appears in Vulcan's night sky.

[ooc: I have been way inactive with Spock, so I'm giving him a canon update and rewatching sooo much Star Trek to jumpstart the muse; he'll be beaming out during breakfast or something tomorrow and back in a day or two having been through everything TOS that's pre-movies. (IE: Seasons 1-3 of TOS, and then TAS too.) For nostalgia's sake, that was all dictated in Vulcan with text translations, and Vulcan sounds a little something like this:]

➩10th MINDMELD

2009-01-05T07:31:21Z

Given the propensity for my human crewmates to imbibe alcohol, I have come to know a great many things about its affects on the human body. Luckily, as a Vulcan, I am spared the dubious... benefits of such a substance.

Additionally, while I would not suggest "picking a fight" with the deities - or, in fact, any life form - I do strongly encourage finding an acceptable alternative to consuming such a large amount of alcohol. For those that intend to participate regardless, it would be most wise to spread your consumption out over the course of the month rather than to consume it all in the next few days.

For Males (per Hour)

Body weight (lbs)	1 beer	2 beers	3 beers	4 beers	5 beers	6 beers	7 beers	8 beers	9 beers	10 beers
100	.043	.087	.130	.174	.217	.261	.304	.348	.391	.435
125	.034	.069	.103	.139	.173	.209	.242	.278	.312	.346
150	.029	.058	.087	.116	.145	.174	.203	.232	.261	.290
175	.025	.050	.075	.100	.125	.150	.175	.200	.225	.250
200	.022	.043	.065	.087	.108	.130	.152	.174	.195	.217
225	.019	.039	.058	.078	.097	.117	.136	.156	.175	.198
250	.017	.035	.052	.070	.087	.105	.122	.139	.156	.173

For
Females (per Hour)

Body weight (lbs)	1 beer	2 beers	3 beers	4 beers	5 beers	6 beers	7 beers	8 beers	9 beers	10 beers
100	.050	.101	.152	.203	.253	.234	.355	.406	.456	.507
125	.040	.080	.120	.162	.202	.244	.282	.324	.364	.404
150	.034	.068	.101.	135.	169	.203	.237	.271	.304	.338
175	.029	.058	.087	.117	.146	.175	.204	.233	.262	.292
200	.026	.050	.078	.101	.126	.152	.177	.203	.227	.253
225	.022	.045	.068	.091	.113	.136	.159	.182	.207	.227
250	.020	.041	.061	.082	.010	.122	.142	.162	.182	.202

The
Time Factor

Hours since first drink	Subtract this from BAC
1	.015
2	.030
3	.045
4	.060
5	.075
6	.090

*As I have observed or as it has been described to me (for the average or "lightweight" drinker):

0.02 - 0.03 Few obvious effects; slight intensification of mood.

0.05 - 0.06 Feeling of warmth, relaxation, mild sedation; exaggeration of emotion and behavior; slight decrease in reaction time and in fine-muscle coordination; impaired judgment about continued drinking.

0.10 - 0.15 More noticeable speech impairment and disturbance of balance; impaired motor coordination, hearing and/or vision; feeling of elation or depression; increased confidence; may not recognize impairment.

0.16 - 0.20 Coordination and balance becomes difficult; distinct impairment of mental faculties and judgment.

0.20 Major impairment of mental and physical control; slurred speech, blurred vision and lack of motor skills.

0.30 Loss of motor control; might require assistance moving about; mental confusion; may require medical assistance.

0.40 Severe intoxication; minimum conscious control of mind and body; may require hospitalization.

0.50 - 0.80 This level of alcohol has been measured in people who have died of alcohol intoxication.

The cause of "hangovers" in the morning is largely dehydration. Consume at least equal parts water as beer, and do not drink on an empty stomach, as it will exaggerate the affects of the alcohol on the human system.

Also, try to be conscious of your emotional condition. Do not act on impulses to argue or fight, if it can be avoided.

And I would like to thank those who gave me gifts during the Christmas season.

➩9th MINDMELD

2008-12-13T00:17:47Z

The stardate is a comprehensive calendar system used by the Federation and other races and organizations within the galaxy from which I come. This system of time allows planets and outposts that are light years apart and starships traveling at near-relativistic velocities to keep track of a unified time base despite local and unforeseen changes in the speed at which time passes. For example, one hour aboard a starship at different impulse speeds may equal many Earth hours. Stardates are calculated through a complicated equation that takes into account relativistic effects, universal expansion and the effects of gravity on time and space. Every so often the stardate system has to be updated to take into account the expansion of space or other natural effects. Starfleet vessels do this by contacting a nearby Starfleet time beacon and adjusting their internal chronometer.

... Which is to say that due to the simplistic nature at which time passes here, I have kept track of it since the clocks stopped. It is currently 19:17:32 on Friday December 12th, xx02, for those interested in knowing.

➩8th MINDMELD

2008-11-30T18:21:18Z

I find myself wondering at the pattern of celebration in the City. It appears largely centered around older Earth traditions. Out of curiosity, what are some of the holidays other cultures experience that aren't recognized here?

For example, the Kal-Rekk is the festival of atonement/silence celebrated on Vulcan.

[ETA: oh god got called in early to work ldskaj T_T b-be back tonight ugh. if I drop dead before I get back I'll miss you all.]

➩7th MINDMELD [voice post]

2008-11-24T19:25:41Z

Please, do not pull on my ears.

No, they are not fake.

It is incredibly difficult for humans to learn the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, there is really no need to continue asking about-- my autograph? I see no logic in- No. I am not "gay for Kirk." Wh..

... Live Long and Prosper to you, as well.

......... And I do not know who Bilbo Baggins is.

[ooc: AMIRIE?? Also 4th wall me baby. It's already all been said, anyway. XD!]

➩6th MINDMELD

2008-10-27T03:29:15Z

This most curse was most intriguing, as I have found many curses to be. Somewhat nostalgic, also- Vulcan children are prone to dancing much in the same ways that I have seen displayed here. With somewhat less ~~or, alternatively, more~~ fluidity and grace, of course.

That aside, Mr Reno- I thank you for having allowed me to stay in your residence for the past few weeks. However, given the amount of space available, I felt it was time that I procure quarters elsewhere.

In relation, I now find myself in need of employment, as this dimension still uses currency.

Concerning the display of credentials, I have been twice decorated with awards of valor by Starfleet Command, given the Vulcanian Scientific Legion of Honor, The Vulcan IDIC, and have an A-7 computer expert classification. I have served as Science Officer and First Officer on the United Starship Enterprise for 13 years and 4 months, and have received degrees in Computer Science and Alien Cultures. I am aware that there is little demand for scientists in the City, however I believe myself qualified to teach in a number of fields or repair electronics.

I am also quite skilled with the piano and Vulcan lute. I am open to suggestion otherwise.

➩5th MINDMELD

2008-10-20T02:22:00Z

... Fascinating.

➩4th MINDMELD [AUDIO POST]

2008-10-10T06:12:23Z

[Recorded for Posterity||Off Main Network|Set up to ping anyone who hails a starfleet frequency.]
Captain's log; First Officer Spock reporting. Citydate 10.10.0002. Duration of stay in this dimension thus far; 10 days, 9 hours, and 11 minutes.

I have gathered thus far that the "television show" that I am not infrequently recognized from is called "Star Trek." A most fitting name, in the least. Barring having found tapes of the show compatable with the... computer I am currently in possession of, nothing to report. Sensitive Federation information has been leaked, but only (as far as I have been made aware) to beings of various other dimensions that will have no bearing on our own.

Meanwhile, I believe I have been subject to what I can only understand to be... hero worship. A most fascinating phenomena. The curses, while not pleasant, are not impossible to tolerate. The prime directive, here, is not difficult to follow - however, it does not appear that anyone else in this dimension is interested in doing so. Being that none of them are subject to the rules and regulations of the Federation, there is nothing I am able to do about it.

I will continue to research the differences in time/space, and the progress of Earth technology in relation to relative age. Perhaps it will provide some answers as to how to construct a working transportation device, to beam back myself to the right dimension.

Spock out.
[/private]

I am most fascinated by the temporal/spacial disruptions that this dimension, logically, should be causing - however, it would appear that it does not.

Thus, I am interested in formulating a timetable.

As it is most impolite, I am told, to make inquiries without giving information on good faith first, I am inclined to mention for interested parties that were I in my own dimension, it would currently be stardate 3307.2. Measured in Earth time, 2267AD.

Thus, What year is it currently in your dimension of origin?
Your answers are appreciated. Th'i-oxalra.

[ooc: The recording can be accessed by Star Trek characters, should he leave before they show up, or be unable to respond to their intros for whatever reason!]

➩3rd MINDMELD

2008-10-05T02:52:10Z

[Recorded for Posterity||Off Main Network|Set up to ping anyone who hails a starfleet frequency.]
Captain's log; First Officer Spock reporting. Citydate 10.04.0002. Duration of stay in this dimension, 5 days, 5 hours, 54 minutes.

I believe the "curse" today is an enhanced tendency towards jealous outbursts. ~~It is a mockery of my-~~ I believe I am affected. Analysis pending.

Spock out.
[/private]

~~To experience emotional freedom or to maintain control. I desire one or the other, not a fraction of both. Do they not know what it is they--~~

It should be another week before I begin to experience fatigue. However, I do not feel as though I should wait until then to procure residence.

It is fascinating to experience the effects of a curse, particularly one such as this. As with any emotion, however, feelings of jealousy are possible to suppress with proper meditation and concentration. Should anyone be interested in studying basic Vulcan methodologies on emotion control for the remainder of the day, I would be willing to provide literature and counseling.

[ooc: The recording can be accessed by Star Trek characters, should he leave before they show up, or be unable to respond to their intros for whatever reason! Also, strikes unhackable. :O]

➩2nd MINDMELD [AUDIO POST]

2008-09-30T23:22:45Z

[Recorded for Posterity||Off Main Network|Set up to ping anyone who hails a starfleet frequency.]
Captain's log; First Officer Spock reporting. Stardate unknown. Last known stardate before malfunction occurred during beam down to the planet Pyris VII was 3018.2. Due to the insistence that it will be some time before I am able to leave, supplemental dates will be measured in Earth time thusly; City date 09.30.0002.

The "deities" are humanoid, but not human. According to citizens who have lived here at great length (re: two Earth years, which appears to be the approximate age of this place), they are the only natives to this dimension. For what purpose they - assuming they are responsible for the abduction of the population through yet unknown means - have brought us here for is not information readily available.

Current speculation: Entertainment. Possibly study.

Tricorder readings indicate a massive force field impenetrable by phaser fire, impulse missiles or photon torpedoes. Power source, unknown. Attempts to contact Starfleet, the Enterprise, or any personal frequencies on board were unsuccessful. As expected. Reports will follow as I confirm information provided in the "guide."

Curiously, many residents have expressed familiarity with myself, and Captain Kirk. One even with Engineering Officer Scott, despite being from, as far as I am able to discern, entirely different dimensions. Explanation for such a phenomenon unavailable at this time.

Spock out.
[/filter]

Logic dictates I seek out some form of companionship to escape the persistent "ticking" which is said to lessen in the presence of others. I will do so now.

If anyone would be willing to oblige me, it would be greatly appreciated. I would also be interested in observing the effects of this "curse" for myself. They are most fascinating.

[ooc: The recording can be accessed by Star Trek characters, should he leave before they show up, or be unable to respond to their intros for whatever reason!]

➩1st MINDMELD [AUDIO POST]

2008-09-30T03:56:38Z

[recorded beeping!] Scans indicate that this is a communication device of some sort. Most fascinating, though indeed quite archaic.

Perhaps someone using this... Network will be able to tell me the whereabouts of my Captain, James T. Kirk of the United Starship Enterprise. There appears to have been some malfunction during our beam down.

[OOC: MR GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THAT 4TH WALL. A-also, action for people loitering by the fountain, where he just beamed down... voice for everyone else.]

➩OOC!CRIT POST

2008-09-21T23:43:00Z

CRITIQUE

Anon commenting is allowed and I don't log IPs, so feel free to tell me how you really feel about my playing? ~~Hopefully it's nothing too bad!~~

DIRECT CONTACT

If you'd rather bring up your concerns with me over an instant messenger, I can be contacted on AIM at "behindenemywires." My personal journal is nerditude and my e-mail is "christycake775@gmail.com", though I think commenting here would get just as much attention as either of those.

HMD POSTS

¤November 28, 2008